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â€œ@JOFetish: Life is hard. @Alexis_Texas @OMGitsLexi @AshHollywood â€ HAVING THE BEST NIGHT! So happy with friends & co.

truexxxslut: Buried and no panties. The panties didn’t fit well with my plug in. So now I’m sitting at the bar with no panties on, taking pics in the bathroom of a plug inside me!!! What the fuck is wrong with me?????? You are such a fucking nasty

because this is what happens when I go to a bar/nightclub with my SPN-obsessed friend. And I was the designated driver, so there is no excuse for this.

Fuck, the waitress is hot. I’m sitting in a bar with my good friend, whom I haven’t seen in ages, and he tells me he has some news. I’m can’t focus on what he’s saying, though, because the waitress is so fucking hot. I can&rs

Bottomless party. The girl ordering drinks at the bar is one of the visitors, so obviously she is properly dressed. The girl at the front giving a guy a blowjob is taking part in a sex game in which the girl is the prison warden and the guy the prisoner.

So if she were at the bar would I approach her and strike up a conversation? (Is the Pope Catholic?)

losangelesallday: #5 - Villains Tavern One of my all-time favorite bars. Located way off the map in the arts district, this place gives off a very chill, trendy, hipster vibe. The interior is so decadent and amazing, you can’t help but feel cool the

just-andrews-blog: chacmor: Checalo en ElChac.mx What a very cheeky little monkey wanking his beautiful hard cock in a bar, but he is so cute with wonderful tight balls and a neat bush. Such a shame all that hot fresh cream went to waste though.

So this is a lil addition to my tumblr page. 1. “Ask me here” It’s basically just a different ask box button because I don’t know if this design has a normal one except the little tiny one in the top bar. 2. “Livestream&rdquo

luvloki19:nosdrinker:slutgarbage:Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.the bar has never been lowerIdk whats scarier :the fact that the bar is THIS low or the fact that most men dont even meet these

So I don’t even get one mediocre (yes, “mediocre” is setting the bar higher than I’ve ever had it) relationship before I turn 30? Not one?

lockedupinlove:The contradiction is so sultry…and so bittersweet. Here she is, peeling off her panties in a bar full of strangers, and here I am locked up in chastity unable to even get hard at her antics…

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

marsza:Honestly the bar is so fucking low for men and they’re still coming out so lackluster at the Met Gala. Women celebs are showing up as walking performance art and what about the fellas? Oh, another black tux but this time you’re wearing red

travesty-majesty:omnybus:The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devilOP this is such a raw line what the fuck

taykoutmccleod:kingscrown666:surprisebitch:goodupstandingcitizen:Unbelievable quality commentary on this site the bar is so lowAnd yet some assholes still can’t reach itthis person’s boyfriend can’t even reach his own asshole apparently

dark-haired-hamlet:nudityandnerdery:biglawbear:eluciferate:the thing is not only is Jonathan Harker a lawyer, he’s a lawyer who JUST passed the bar. studying for and taking the bar melts your fucking brain so bad. all of his common sense has been replaced

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

luvloki19:nosdrinker:slutgarbage:Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.the bar has never been lowerIdk whats scarier :the fact that the bar is THIS low or the fact that most men dont even meet these

travesty-majesty:omnybus:The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devilOP this is such a raw line what the fuck

berrypunchreplies: Just an average night out!! ((A pic I commissioned from DiLeak mod of Incompetent Lightning Dust. My GOD this turned out AMAZING, she looks just so stunningly beautiful, the background is so good the bar looks REAL. The lighting and

littlestsecret: Oh look, they’re even in Kili’s colors, because Sexen asked for it~ (◡‿◡✿) (she asked for shaved legs, too) Sadly, I drew it small since it’s just a doodle, so it’s hard to see his little golden bars, but they are there!

hobovampire: ferai-likes-random-stuff: generouslydarkhologram: Sorry for the long post :) @sedatayuun @ffxiv-angora @tiergan-vashir @tenten-ooc @humanmagi @bennettdiction @noche-nightfuse I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SO GOOD

misscherrylikesitdirty: knowledgeequalsblackpower: the bar is set so low in the U.S. Look at these wonderful policemen who didn’t even kill a child seeking their help! True humanitarians! Racism is over!

robsugar: Here are our Steven Universe chocolate bars for 2015. This year we’ve made some seasonal lyric changes to the great songs in the show. Maybe the kids won’t get it, but they’ll still have a full-sized Hershey bar!

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

redsatinsheets: the bar is set so low for men…..and they still manage to slide right under it lmao

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

the-bar-is-called-heaven: 5sosphanandshortbread: bulletfarming: darkwee009: extremehomestuckshipping: koreandrawer: Yeah so there was a pumpkin on fire in my science class today tHE SKELETONS HAVE A NEW ENEMY This is HalloweenThis is Halloween

nikareeashlee: melaninmastermind: wirelessinfidelity: wcked: blackbabesupremacy: kozfr: He literally went in BARS I will always love this video. Yo I don’t know what he was saying but that shit was FIRE He was so serious, this is so cute

micdotcom: Watch: ‘The Daily Show’ brilliantly points out the tragic silver lining about the McKinney pool party The bar is so low…

iridepigs: twinkcommunist: In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you If I go to the bar and

rudegyalchina: thewhitewashfactory: knowledgeequalsblackpower: the bar is set so low in the U.S. So a little black boy saw a bunch of white police officers geared the fuck up for whatever reason and asked to fix his bike?And the “he rids off!!”

dcjosh: blind-kestrel: Swerve’s Bar Progress Shots (May 15 2015)I’ve been creating a 3D Model of swerve’s bar based on Alex Milne’s sketch for the More Than Meets The Eye Ongoing comic series.The bar is in no way done but I wanted to update

nyaningisa: ……but since you killed Sans………I’ll serve you.*The bar is on fire.Grillby is so cool, Grillby’s Battle is solo cool. And the reverse version of Megalovania is such a good shit, Wowwwww

dasha-loses-it: bubblegum-pwussay: littletinydoom: dead-mall-commune: bubblegum-pwussay: People treat single moms like trash and single dads like some kind of a hero Because the bar is so low for dads that the bare minimum of care is incredible

pervertkinkythoughts:You wonder why you’re wife is always thirsty when you go dancing with her. She spends large minutes going to the bar for some drinks and the club is so crowded you really don’t realize what takes her so longOnly thing you know

liberalsarecool: The bar is set so incredibly low, and Trump continually and predictably disappoints. Who knew?

aconnormanning: suspend:boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best the bar is so low y'all

the-best-of-funny:doctorweird:gubbins-r-us:nicolscage:paranormal-activia:Women are magnificentOmg. This is so goodTHE POPCORN ONE I PEEDThe fourth one just kind of set too high a bar.X

officialwhitegirls:the bar is set so low for 2017 if we survive till the end of it ill consider it a good year

straightboyfriend: qui-bono: straightboyfriend:The bar is so low for men…. I could say my type is men who use toothpaste & shower & that cancels out like 88.967% of men Sexist. i am literally a man

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

clish: ssweet-dispositionn:officialwhitegirls:the bar is set so low for the presidency this year only one of the candidates actually works in the field of politics yet some of yall still think this sun dried tomato with vocal cords can lead a countrySUN

luvloki19:nosdrinker:slutgarbage:Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all. the bar has never been lower Idk whats scarier :the fact that the bar is THIS low or the fact that most men dont even meet

myeroticbunny: Sometimes my wife and I go out and we enter the bar separately like we don’t know each other. It gets me so excited to watch her flirt. Sometimes, however, she goes out alone, while I wait at home wondering what she is doing. Those nights

surprisebitch: tallqirl: surprisebitch: Tbh when a man enters the red carpet wearing a different colour of a suit instead of the boring penguin black tuxedo, his outfit is automatically a win for me The bar is so low and some men still don’t cut

littletinydoom: dead-mall-commune: bubblegum-pwussay: People treat single moms like trash and single dads like some kind of a hero Because the bar is so low for dads that the bare minimum of care is incredible but mums are just expected to be doing

katie-and-kitty:doctorweird:gubbins-r-us:nicolscage:paranormal-activia:Women are magnificentOmg. This is so goodTHE POPCORN ONE I PEEDThe fourth one just kind of set too high a bar.This is actually incredible

luvloki19:nosdrinker:slutgarbage:Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.the bar has never been lowerIdk whats scarier :the fact that the bar is THIS low or the fact that most men dont even meet these

all-ginned-up: This is me in real life. Sometimes the inner douche just can’t help himself. Good night behind the bar though. So tired. the only goal tbh

The Mission Trail Plum Cider is so good it makes me want to cry. #cider #alcohol #booze #bar #monterey #California #foodie #foodporn #foodgram #foodstagram #eating #foodfetish #omnomnom #delicious #4oclocksomewhere

redsatinsheets: the bar is set so low for men…..and they still manage to slide right under it lmao

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

char-ivanov: robertge: awesomewillv1: This is the most accurate portrayal of blind box collecting ever. FACT. These blind boxes have been debunked. :3 a fur friend had shared with me his technique. If you’re planning on collecting anything, check

posteriortolife: aconnormanning: sleepbby: future apartment goals: - small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store the bar is…… so low? and yet it’s nearly

gaygothur: red-wasabi89: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces: men have set the bar is so fucking low, where i think a lot of girls get distracted by the questions of “is

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